Vampires Suck movie

[Ping]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2_UL69ehxo

My stomach hurts from laughing. I may see this for the lulz.

[Darth_Squoobus]

Seltzer and Friedberg did it again. Don't see it, the only laughs are in the trailer.

Why, just why? Who keeps hiring these idiots?

[Raptor522]

As much as I hate the guys who keep torturing us with their terrible, terrible, TERRI-FRIGGIN-BLE movies, I might actually see this one, just because my hate of Twilight outweighs most of my other hates. Not in theaters, though. Like, when it comes out on DVD / Blu-Ray. Or the internet. Or someone near me has it. So I won't have to actually pay anything. 'Cause I don't wanna encourage them to make any more movies. Ever.

[Darth_Squoobus]

As much as I hate the guys who keep torturing us with their terrible, terrible, TERRI-FRIGGIN-BLE movies, I might actually see this one, just because my hate of Twilight outweighs most of my other hates. Not in theaters, though. Like, when it comes out on DVD / Blu-Ray. Or the internet. Or someone near me has it. So I won't have to actually pay anything. 'Cause I don't wanna encourage them to make any more movies. Ever.

This may sound extreme, but guys, if you're going to watch this movie for lulz, don't pay for it. Wait until someone divides it into 8 ten-minute parts and releases it on youtube. Avoid paying for it at all costs. If you don't buy, they won't won't have any money for their next movie. It's that simple.

[EraOfDesann]

I hate these movies more than I hate Twilight.

[Grev]

Ugh. Is this one of those Epic Movie type movies? I refuse to waste money ok this after watching epic movie. Any movie with movie in the title is a waste.

[Raptor522]

As much as I hate the guys who keep torturing us with their terrible, terrible, TERRI-FRIGGIN-BLE movies, I might actually see this one, just because my hate of Twilight outweighs most of my other hates. Not in theaters, though. Like, when it comes out on DVD / Blu-Ray. Or the internet. Or someone near me has it. So I won't have to actually pay anything. 'Cause I don't wanna encourage them to make any more movies. Ever.

This may sound extreme, but guys, if you're going to watch this movie for lulz, don't pay for it. Wait until someone divides it into 8 ten-minute parts and releases it on youtube. Avoid paying for it at all costs. If you don't buy, they won't won't have any money for their next movie. It's that simple.

Thanks for summing up. lol

[Teancum]

They get a +10 for mocking Twilight, which I can't stand. Usually I'm not so against trendy franchises -- Harry Potter being a good example of one where I enjoy both the books and movies -- but Twilight is "Days of Our Lives (soap opera) meets... well, Days of Our Lives... with a little goth thrown in there".

However it's a -50 for being by Friedberg and Seltzer. Their movies are never funny. They're funny to a 25 year old who acts like a 9 year old, and that's about it.

[Dohnutt]

Looks stupid.

[GangsterJawa]

Oh wait... it's... actually a movie? I thought... I thought it was just a hilarious YouTube video... but yeah, probably not going to see it. If the producers/directors/whoever it is you guys were talking about are as bad as you guys say they are, the trailer has most if not all the funny parts of the movie.

[Ping]

Yeah, I should probably listen to you guys. I didn't realize who was directing it in the first place.

[Darth_Squoobus]

Hey, if it's making me condone piracy, it's bad.

[Executer94]

Saw it actually here in the US.

Just one sentence:

WASTE OF MONEY!

[redgroupclan]

Yeah, it doesn't look funny at all.
And the funniest parts were supposed to be in the trailer?

[Nova Hawk]

Lol, at the end part:

Hidden/Spoiler:

Girl 1: Edward?
Girl 2: Edward? Where? Edward we love your the best!
Girl 3: No Jacobs the best. *whacks girl with shovel*

[Fierfek]

I wanna see it just because it's making fun of Twilight My bro refuses to see it

[Ping]

I wanna see it just because it's making fun of Twilight My bro refuses to see it

Try a generous bribe. That usually works.

[Darth_Squoobus]

I think we might have to lock this topic soon. We know Seltzer and Friedberg movies are bad. Why drag the whining out?

[Twilight_Warrior]

Considering the previous two posts before yours were not whining in the least bit, I don't quite see your point of locking this topic...

I might actually be seeing this movie simply because my frineds who moved away for college want to see it, and Labor Day weekend is coming. Just a chance to get out with some friends. I'm sure there are a COUPLE good laughs in there, so it should be fine for our purposes.

[RogueKnight]

A couple of friends saw it, and they were pretty genuinely impressed - even knowing who the directors were.