Obi-Wan Kenobi is Dead, Vader Says

[Nova Hawk]

I heard Lord Vader was a Jedi himself once. Heck, I eve[REDACTED]

What? No. That's impossible... it can't be!!

[acryptozoo]

Hey, look! Leaked footage of Obi-Wan Kenobi's death!

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That was a well written and hilarious article, by the way.

This looks shopped. I've seen quite a few shops in my time and I can tell from the pixels that this is fake.

win

[Fiodis]

Hey, look! Leaked footage of Obi-Wan Kenobi's death!

I wonder how they got those camera angles.

[EraOfDesann]

The Jawas knew that Kenobi was on Tatooine for years and never said anything? I think the Empire should hold them accountable.

[Grev]

The Jawas knew that Kenobi was on Tatooine for years and never said anything? I think the Empire should hold them accountable.

Those jaws, they're ALL rebels. We should just blow up all of Tatooine. We could do it!

[Nova Hawk]

The Jawas knew that Kenobi was on Tatooine for years and never said anything? I think the Empire should hold them accountable.

Those jaws, they're ALL rebels. We should just blow up all of Tatooine. We could do it!

We blew up Alderaan. What's to stop us from destroying Tatooine as well? Remember, the Emperor did dissolve the Senate so we can now do practically anything we want!

[kinetosimpetus]

New evidence suggests that the Rebel Base is actually on Yavin 4, so lets go blow that up instead!

[Nova Hawk]

New evidence suggests that the Rebel Base is actually on Yavin 4, so lets go blow that up instead!

Really? I've heard rumors that it was on Dantooine

[kinetosimpetus]

Yeah, but the scouts found an abandoned base there. The rebels had moved on a long time ago.

[Nova Hawk]

You sure? I better go check the HoloNet news recordings... I've been kinda out of it. So much stuff going on right with fear ruling over everything right now and all that other stuff that the Empire shoves down our throats.

In other news, I might sign up to become the latest Stormtrooper recruit. I heard their training is hardcore.

[GangsterJawa]

The Jawas knew that Kenobi was on Tatooine for years and never said anything? I think the Empire should hold them accountable.

Those jaws, they're ALL rebels. We should just blow up all of Tatooine. We could do it!

Achuwa? Achiti unuu aribe nonukuti muruunaa! Arbe kituki chibi riikilo enoku! Utinii eloki ichiniiiiiiii!

[Nova Hawk]

The Jawas knew that Kenobi was on Tatooine for years and never said anything? I think the Empire should hold them accountable.

Those jaws, they're ALL rebels. We should just blow up all of Tatooine. We could do it!

Achuwa? Achiti unuu aribe nonukuti muruunaa! Arbe kituki chibi riikilo enoku! Utinii eloki ichiniiiiiiii!

Could you please rephrase in that in Basic? Cuz this is the Galactic Empire and we are pro-Human and as law, you are to speak in clear Basic

[Fluffy_the_ic]

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[quote="Nova Hawk"][quote="GangsterJawa"][quote="Grev"][quote="EraOfDesann"]The Jawas knew that Kenobi was on Tatooine for years and never said anything? I think the Empire should hold them accountable.[/quote]
Those jaws, they're ALL rebels. We should just blow up all of Tatooine. We could do it![/quote]
Achuwa? Achiti unuu aribe nonukuti muruunaa! Arbe kituki chibi riikilo enoku! Utinii eloki ichiniiiiiiii![/quote]
Could you please rephrase in that in Basic? Cuz this is the Galactic Empire and we are pro-Human and as law, you are to speak in clear Basic[/quote]

Does it really matter what he said? It's obvious that the jawas all knew about Kenobi, and they could have led us to him, so I think we should interrogate them.
...still say he's not dead.

[GangsterJawa]

The Jawas knew that Kenobi was on Tatooine for years and never said anything? I think the Empire should hold them accountable.

Those jaws, they're ALL rebels. We should just blow up all of Tatooine. We could do it!

Achuwa? Achiti unuu aribe nonukuti muruunaa! Arbe kituki chibi riikilo enoku! Utinii eloki ichiniiiiiiii!

Could you please rephrase in that in Basic? Cuz this is the Galactic Empire and we are pro-Human and as law, you are to speak in clear Basic

Hello, my name is C-4LK, and I am fluent in thousands - or at least hundreds - or certainly at least fifty different languages, and my master would like to inform you that due to his completely different anatomical structure, he is unable to produce the sounds required to converse in the Basic tongue. He would also like to inform you that he has shot either 4 or 5 stormtroopers with his ion blaster already today, and he would like me to ask you if you're feeling lucky today. I can't imagine what he means by it.



OFF-TOPIC: This is fun.

[Grev]

Forget kenobi! I hear the nightsisters are predicting that the galaxy is going to end soon!

[Nova Hawk]

Forget kenobi! I hear the nightsisters are predicting that the galaxy is going to end soon!

Nah dude, that's just a lot of old Sith legend crap. Speaking of the Sith, I hear that they're trying to bring the dead back to life. I must get all my weaponry together cuz this is gonna be a big fight for survival!

[CalvaryCptMike]

Forget kenobi! I hear the nightsisters are predicting that the galaxy is going to end soon!

Nah dude, that's just a lot of old Sith legend crap. Speaking of the Sith, I hear that they're trying to bring the dead back to life. I must get all my weaponry together cuz this is gonna be a big fight for survival!

Gosh, I need to watch CNN ( Corascuant news network ) more often, I haven't heard about any of this stuff