More stories by plasmoidmonkey

[ARC_Commander]

W00T! Nice work! Keep it up!

I like the part about Battlefront Extreme, that's funny. Red and black... sweeeet.

[RevanSithLord]

Now everybody's in it!

*cough*Not everyone.*cough*

Lol. Just kidding. I know your spots were filled up. So...

[plasmoidmonkey]

Here's the last update of Zombiepocalypse Now.

“There you are, Xavious.” Hebes24 said. “Thought we lost you back there.”
“Eh, I’m still going. Hey Taivyx, nice work.”
“Thanks.” The assassin said politely. “You weren’t too shabby yourself.”
“Okay, okay, can we stop with the complimenting each other and get on with smashing some zombie heads?” JackSkratch said, his laid-back demeanor barely containing his excitement.
“Just wait.” Hebes24 looked at Ash Panda, her profile popping up on his HUD.
“Ash Panda, level 84, Combustion Executioner, hmmmm. Amazed I haven’t seen you around anywhere.”
“Hold on: there something we need to discuss.” Xavious interrupted. He disappeared and reappeared, now dragging along their captive.
JackSkratch, Arc_Commander, and Taivyx all drew their weapons and pointed them at the troll’s head. Hebes24 motioned for them to stand down.
“So the trolls are out and about, are they?” He said.
plasmoidmonkey nodded.
“We found an emo as well. Pwned her back to whatever hole she crawled out of.”
“So the alliance is happening.” Taivyx said. “We should report this to Master Guru as soon as we detonate the bomb.”
“Yeah, because plasmoidmonkey is getting tired of writing about fighting zombies when the Great War of the Internet is almost upon us.” Ash Panda said.
“Hey, I’m the only one in this story who gets to break the fourth wall!”
“Not anymore, it seems.” She smiled.

The Z-bomb, like anything else made by Boeing Labs, was overly-gigantic, overly-decorative, and overly-destructive. The giant green cylinder glowed steadily as Arc_Commander punched in the access codes. The Labs had been totally overrun by zombies, but since I’m lazy, you’re just going to have to imagine it for yourselves. It suffices to say that there was not a cell of inhuman material left alive in the entire complex at this point.
“There. That should do it.” Arc_Commander said as he entered the final code. The Z-bomb flashed brightly several times before sending out a bright green shockwave that passed through the walls and continued onward to vaporize every zombie on the planet.
“That was anti-climactic.” JackSkratch said, obviously disappointed in the effect.
“Don’t worry.” Taivyx reassured him. “Things are going to heat up again very soon, what with that troll we found.”
“Nice work for an average afternoon, wouldn’t you say, guys?” plasmoidmonkey asked. The others nodded. He then looked out of the story at you, the reader.
“And now for something completely different.”

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[ARC_Commander]

Nice finale. I like!

[Maveritchell]

I thought that it was the waterbenders at the North Pole that were the large army, and the Southerners had always been nomadic, or something. Also, isn't what you're describing basically the gist of the finale to season 1?

[JackSkratch]

I don't remember the southerners being nomadic, I think their just a puny village. These four nations aren't even exactly balanced (which is strange, becouse isn't that what the Avatar is trying to restore? Balance? Or is it harmony?).

[plasmoidmonkey]

I thought that it was the waterbenders at the North Pole that were the large army, and the Southerners had always been nomadic, or something. Also, isn't what you're describing basically the gist of the finale to season 1?

Well, through my interpretation (which is in no ways correct), The North Pole is the center of art and culture and where most of the benders live, while the South Pole is a much more "barbaric" society i suppose, with more warriors and fewer benders. And they aren't nomadic (From what I know)
Yes, I now realize how close it is to the finale of season 1. Mea culpa. (my fault). But of course, such strategy is the only way to defeat either of the tribes, isn't it?

their just a puny village

I think there's more than one village, but indeed they are. They got hit several times during the war. (It was a good-sized town roughly sixty years before the story starts, however. see episode 308) Given the date, this is the first strike against them, and they are at the height of their strength.

Keep those comments coming!

[Hebes24]

Nice End to the GT story.

Unfortunately, I have not watched any Avatar, so I don't think I'll understand this story much.

[plasmoidmonkey]

Nice End to the GT story.

Unfortunately, I have not watched any Avatar, so I don't think I'll understand this story much.

I wrote the story so that people who had no earthly idea what I was talking about could get the whole thing at least a little bit. Of course, if you don't have the toime to check out all the links, you can always read the next installment of my GT tribute series, The Great Internet War, posted right here, right now. It's second down on the list.

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CHAPTER 1
UMMM……YEAH
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plasmoidmonkey sprinted down the hallway like a man possessed.
“Man, why am I always running down a hallway in these stories?” he grumbled to himself.
He was an average teenager, medium height, medium weight, thin rectangular glasses, tan skin, olive green t-shirt over a grey long-sleeved shirt, khaki jeans, and sandals. Of course, average doesn’t really describe the fact that his hair probably needed a tanker truck full of fluorescent blue dye and two of hair gel and his eyes were simply lines like this - -. (This is my character on MySims.)
He rounded a corner, nearly falling down. Little bone nubs burst out of the bottom of his sandals for a bit of extra traction.
“C’mon…c’mon!”
He slid through a doorway and came out onto a small circular platform. The Senate Hall, which looked just like the one in Star Wars, was packed to the brim with GTers, both veteran and n00b alike, all chatting incessantly in numerous languages, including, but not limited to, English, German, various Scandinavian tongues, Latin, Sanskrit, l33t, Klingon, and Simlish. (Thank goodness for translator units.)
The platform plasmoidmonkey was on was not unoccupied. The other GTers who had activated the Z-bomb in the last story were all there: Hebes24, JackSkratch, Xavious, Taivyx, and Arc_Commander, all in casual garb, but unfortunately I am not sure what their casual wear looks like. Imagine it for yourself. Ash Panda was not there, as she and the other off-siters were busy gathering support from all corners of the internet.
plasmoidmonkey barely had enough time to catch his breath and give a weak “Hi” before the central podium exploded with activity. A huge holoscreen appeared in the air above it, showing the hooded face of President Guru.
“Glad you all could make it. Let’s get down to business shall we? Three days ago, during the zombie outbreak, Xavious found an escaped forum troll. To make matters worse, we also have concrete evidence that they are in league with the emos and other quarantine cliques. I will now hand the stand over to ShadowHawk, chief of the quarantined sectors.”
ShadowHawk’s face appeared in the holoscreen as he took the main spot on the center podium. President Guru sat down in the ring of Admin and Mod seats around the stand, the only noticeable difference from the Star Wars version.
“Thank you, Master President. As you all know, the quarantined are very dangerous specimens. Unfortunately, I’ve been getting reports of mass escapes all over the quarantined sectors. From the looks of it, we will be fighting, not only the trolls and emos, but the potheads, anime-haters, spam-men, rowdy n00bs, jocks, flamers, p0rn0s, haxx0rz, and various other forms of scum and villainy. Be forewarned, they have technology on par with ours. We must rely on our superior creativity and mod-tools to deplete their reinforcement points, which at current estimates number two million and rising.”
This statement started a lot of commotion. Only GT had a reinforcement count higher than that.
“Our strategy is simple: being as we don’t know where they are attacking from, all of you and your armies will be stationed across the world. You will set up headquarters wherever you desire, guard any important GT locations, patrol the immediate area, counter any attacks, and wait until the Intel department guys figure out where they’re coming from. Then we will move in for the clincher. Your AIs will elaborate more.”
President Guru got up on the podium again.
“Dismissed. And may the Force be with you.”
The majority of GTers got up to leave. They were mostly n00bs, who were dumb enough to leave their AI chips at home. Luckily, Hebes24 was prepared. He slid his chip into the holoprojector, which sprung to life.
His AI was an athletic-looking man in his mid-twenties, with blue-orange tie-die skin and waves of silver hair. He wore a white martial-arts outfit and dual swords on his belt. A white stick hung from his lip, but on closer inspection it was not a cigarette, but actually filled with salt. Strings of holographic binary code ran up and down his semi-transparent body.
“Aaaaah. It was getting to cramped in there.” He stretched. “So, what’s up?”
“You should know, Hebes.” JackSkratch said to the AI. “You’re the one with the super-computer for a brain.”
“Guilty as charged.” His tone turned serious. “Okay guys. You’ve all got separate assignments. JackSkratch, you’ve got the Ninja Villages in Japan. Taivyx, you have the catacombs of Mordor. Arc_Commander, the cloning facilities in Australia. Hebes24, you’re here in Capital Server. Xavious, you got Glaciavakia. plasmoidmonkey, you’re stationed in the Antarctic Empire. That’s all I got. Make sure to let me out now and then.” He grinned, which was an odd thing for a computer program to do, even a smart AI like himself.
“Will do.” Hebes24 pressed the off button and removed the chip. “Move out, people.”

EDIT: The slots for characters are open again. I will take the first five applicants for characters i get. (Four, actually.) Those who already have characters need not re apply.
1. Egg_Guts
2. lieutenantcoda
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[Taivyx]

Alright!
More GT stories!

Nice beginning, sets up the story nicely.

[Maveritchell]

Jocks? Don't see what's wrong with playing sports.

[JackSkratch]

Jocks on the internet? Wha? They don't seem like such a menace...

Heh, I get the Ninja villages. Do you know how much i despise Naruto? A lot. Samurai Champloo, Afro Samurai, etc etc are much better. Hip-Hop and Samurai are cooler together then Brightly-Clad Ninjas and never-ending flashbacks.

And as for casual wear, I would probably wear some dark jeans and a band t-shirt for one of the bands I mentioned in the PM, but actually i probably would wear my fighting clothing as well.

[Fusion]

Heh, stereotypical jocks on the internet. I'd pay to see that

*Fox executives swoop in*

[plasmoidmonkey]

Jocks? Don't see what's wrong with playing sports.

Ah, sorry there, I didn't elaborate.
The jocks I mean here are not what we would see as simple sports players. (Heh, I played eight years of soccer myself ) These are the kind who are so dumb as to be incapable of being classified as inanimate objects, who are totally ignorant in so many ways it isn't even funny. In the Great Internet War, jocks were used as a sort of hybrid between forum trolls and p0rn0s, as standard infantry units with the powers of both. Their lives consist of nothing but sports, spouting the f-bomb every couple seconds, and activities unmentionable on this site. Why anybody would cross breed the two parental classes in the first place is beyond my comprehension.

Do you know how much i despise Naruto? A lot. ...Hip-Hop and Samurai are cooler together then Brightly-Clad Ninjas and never-ending flashbacks.

I was aware of your dislike of Naruto, something I share with you. (Of the actual series. Abridged version ftw), but do not fear. Brightly-clad, flashback inducing ninjas are extinct in the GT Empire. We use black, grey, or camo-clad ninjas who only initiate flashbacks when they are absolutly necessary to the plot.

[Fusion]

Brightly-clad, flashback inducing ninjas are extinct in the GT Empire.

*Comes in using Purple/Red Ninja Spartan outfit*

Do you remember way back when that stuff happened?

[XxDepredationxX]

Awesome stories. I like the anti-climatic Z-bomb . I've started watching Avatar in the net, it is interesting, the fight scenes are cool though.

[Hebes24]

I like my AI, He looks cool. Great New Story!

[EGG_GUTS]

Yay!, New GT stories!

Jocks? Don't see what's wrong with playing sports.

Ya, I agree, played hockey all my life plus other sports.

[lieutenantcoda]

pure comedic genius. ur stories rock plasmoidmonkey! keep up the good work!

[JackSkratch]

I was aware of your dislike of Naruto, something I share with you. (Of the actual series. Abridged version ftw), but do not fear. Brightly-clad, flashback inducing ninjas are extinct in the GT Empire. We use black, grey, or camo-clad ninjas who only initiate flashbacks when they are absolutly necessary to the plot.

Aww, I wanted to fight the evil ninjas of loudness and bright colors! And if they arent even around, why is Sasukehugger or whatever her name is there?

Anyway, when dealing with emos, remember that preps, jocks, punks, goths, and metalheads all hate them. You might want to get an aliance with them, only with smarter jocks. And potheads? They always manage to fit into some other catagory, like flamers, trolls, and spammers. The rest are just hippies.